We Are Not Angels: Support

Everyone entered the room and plopped down in their seats.
"What's this about, maggot? I need to check for the raccoon!" Soldier grumbled about a wizard and adjusted his helmet.
"Raccoon, mate?" Demoman attempted to take a swig from his bottle, but tossed it away when he realized there was no Scrumpy left.

"Well, there's this raccoon in my new house and I..."

"Vould you two please be quiet? Ve vould all like to leave soon."

"Da! Heavy has beautiful sandvich at home!"

"Boy, don't you think you've had enough sandwiches for one day?"

"Don't talk to my Heavy zat vay", Medic yelled as he stood up. "Vhat should it matter to you vhat he eats?!"

"Uuwaaaaaaahhhh!"

"Ah kroikey, Engie! You've made him cry! What'd ya go doin' that for?"

Spy held his head and he shook it slowly. "Gentlemen, can I please.."

Heavy sniffed and wiped his eyes.

"Huh, mmrph mm huddah?"

All eyes looked to Pyro, then to Spy.

"That thing  is rright. Where is Scout?" His question was followed by a thunderous belch.

Pulling his hand down his face, in frustration, he responded. "He had to get some more of that terrible energy drink. I will tell him later."

"As if he wasn't a spastic gremlin without it."

Everyone, but Spy, got a laugh out of his joke.

Spy slammed his hand on the table to draw the attention of the distracted men. "Oh good! You're all listening", he growled while smiling. "Now, to the point.
The base has a new resident."

Sniper leaned forward to blend in with the other interested members.

"Ahem. I found out yesterday that I am a father."

Engineer stopped him before he could finish. "Ain't you the father of Scout? I think we all knew that, partner."

"I found out that I am the father of a little girl. Thank you for interrupting me, Engie."

"Ha! The man's still got it!" Demoman laughed at his own joke.

Spy and Sniper listened as the room filled with little jokes and congratulations.

"Aw! When was she born, Frenchie?" Soldier grinned and slapped Spy on the back.

"She was born about seven years ago."